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I Vulcan death-gripped a ticket inspector trying to throw prawn crackers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a pigeon a robin a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a magpie a crow

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