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I Vulcan death-gripped a ticket inspector trying to throw pitted olives at …

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a blackbird a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a goose a squirrel a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a crow

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