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I Vulcan death-gripped a ticket inspector trying to throw prawns at …

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a crow a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a magpie a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a robin a pigeon

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