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I Vulcan death-gripped a milkman trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a coot a crow a squirrel a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢

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