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I Vulcan death-gripped a milkman trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a robin a squirrel a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a blackbird a coot

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