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I Vulcan death-gripped a milkman trying to throw bananas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a coot a blackbird a pigeon a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a crow a magpie a squirrel

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