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I Vulcan death-gripped a taxi driver trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

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a robin a goose a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a crow

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