Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I Vulcan death-gripped a taxi driver trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a goose a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a crow a robin a squirrel

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.