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I Vulcan death-gripped a taxi driver trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

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a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a robin a mouse 🐁 a magpie a duck 🦆 a coot

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