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I Vulcan death-gripped a taxi driver trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a robin a blackbird a magpie a goose a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a pigeon
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