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I Vulcan death-gripped a taxi driver trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a magpie a goose a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a coot a pigeon a blackbird a crow a robin
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