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I Vulcan death-gripped a taxi driver trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a duck 🦆 a magpie a koala 🐨 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a coot a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a blackbird

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