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I Vulcan death-gripped a taxi driver trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a duck 🦆 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a blackbird a coot a raccoon 🦝 a goose a koala 🐨 a magpie

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