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I Vulcan death-gripped a taxi driver trying to throw prawn crackers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a blackbird a goose a magpie a robin a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a crow a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝

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