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I Vulcan death-gripped a taxi driver trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a robin a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a coot a pigeon a squirrel a blackbird a mouse 🐁

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