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I Vulcan death-gripped a taxi driver trying to throw tinned tuna at …

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a pigeon a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a coot a crow a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a goose

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