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I Vulcan death-gripped a taxi driver trying to throw watermelon at …

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a swan 🦢 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird a goose a koala 🐨 a coot a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁

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