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I Vulcan death-gripped a train driver trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a coot a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a goose a magpie a raccoon 🦝

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