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I Vulcan death-gripped a train driver trying to throw avocados at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a coot a raccoon 🦝 a goose a robin

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