Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack

Superhero

I Vulcan death-gripped a bus driver trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a coot a rat 🐀 a goose a koala 🐨 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a magpie a robin a raccoon 🦝
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.