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Superhero
I
Vulcan death-gripped
a bus driver
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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gherkins
chicken nuggets
spring rolls
taramasalata
porridge
watermelon
mushy peas
tinned tuna
prawn crackers
candy floss
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