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Superhero
I
Vulcan death-gripped
a student
trying to throw
watermelon
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a coot
a rat 🐀
a squirrel
a crow
a goose
a robin
a magpie
a raccoon 🦝
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