Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I Vulcan death-gripped a sailor trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a robin a goose a blackbird a crow a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.