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I Vulcan death-gripped a sailor trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a goose a magpie a coot a swan 🦢 a blackbird a rat 🐀

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