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I Vulcan death-gripped a sailor trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a swan 🦢 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a coot a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a goose

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