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Superhero
I
Vulcan death-gripped
a sailor
trying to throw
chicken nuggets
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a goose
a blackbird
a mouse 🐁
a raccoon 🦝
a magpie
a coot
a pigeon
a squirrel
a rat 🐀
a crow
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