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I Vulcan death-gripped a sailor trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a magpie a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a coot a rat 🐀

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