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I Vulcan death-gripped a sailor trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a coot a blackbird a pigeon a squirrel a robin a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a rat 🐀

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