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I Vulcan death-gripped a sailor trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a magpie a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a crow a squirrel

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