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I Vulcan death-gripped a sailor trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a crow a rat 🐀 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a magpie a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝

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