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I Vulcan death-gripped a sailor trying to throw peppercorns at …

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a robin a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a squirrel a swan 🦢 a blackbird a mouse 🐁

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