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Superhero
I
Vulcan death-gripped
a child
trying to throw
iceberg lettuce
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a magpie
a raccoon 🦝
a rat 🐀
a blackbird
a crow
a duck 🦆
a robin
a goose
a koala 🐨
a swan 🦢
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