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I Vulcan death-gripped a child trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a robin a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a pigeon

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