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I roundhouse kicked a surgeon trying to throw pizza at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a robin a koala 🐨 a magpie a squirrel a goose

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