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I roundhouse kicked a surgeon trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a coot a pigeon a robin a swan 🦢 a magpie a blackbird a goose a koala 🐨
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