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I roundhouse kicked a surgeon trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a goose a blackbird a crow

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