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I roundhouse kicked a surgeon trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a blackbird a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a crow

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