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I roundhouse kicked a doctor trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a goose a coot a squirrel a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆

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