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I roundhouse kicked a dentist trying to throw rice pudding at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a coot a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a blackbird

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