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I roundhouse kicked a dentist trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a koala 🐨 a blackbird a magpie a robin a raccoon 🦝 a goose a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a squirrel
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