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I roundhouse kicked a dentist trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a robin a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a coot a squirrel a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a blackbird

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