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I roundhouse kicked a dentist trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a magpie a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a robin a raccoon 🦝

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