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I roundhouse kicked a dentist trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a magpie a koala 🐨 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a squirrel a mouse 🐁

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