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I roundhouse kicked a dentist trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a crow a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel

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