Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a dentist
trying to throw
tomatoes
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a goose
a squirrel
a crow
a koala 🐨
a rat 🐀
a raccoon 🦝
a robin
a magpie
a blackbird
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