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I roundhouse kicked a dentist trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a crow a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a robin

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