Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I roundhouse kicked a tramp trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a crow a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a magpie a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a robin a pigeon

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.