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I roundhouse kicked a policewoman trying to throw chocolate chips at …

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a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a robin a coot a squirrel

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