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I roundhouse kicked a policewoman trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

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a goose a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a robin a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a magpie a koala 🐨 a blackbird

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