Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I roundhouse kicked a policeman trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a goose a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a robin a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a blackbird

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.