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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a policeman
trying to throw
tomato ketchup
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁
a squirrel
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a pigeon
a rat 🐀
a raccoon 🦝
a magpie
a crow
a blackbird
a coot
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