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I roundhouse kicked a TV personality trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a magpie a rat 🐀 a goose a koala 🐨 a squirrel a coot

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